Grauman’s Chinese Theater

Dear Monday morning-ers,

Hope this finds you in the midst of all manner of springtime activities such as skipping and lamb spotting. If you are looking for a distraction from your seasonal shenanigans then look no further than the screening of Feathers and Toast at the world famous Grauman’s Chinese Theater on Thursday May 21st at 9.30pm. For tickets and further information please click here

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Hope to see you there darling and in the meantime wishing you the freshest of Springtime Weeks.

Yours in Springtime feathers,


The Scottish Mime and The Cabaret

Dear Tuesday morning-ers,

Hope this finds you amongst daffodils and such with a Springtime Spring in your step. I wanted to take a moment to invite you to the cabaret darling which features the Scottish Singing Mime, a ham sandwich and a feathered dance or two. So if you find yourself in Los Angeles on April 9th, or would like to book your transport to ensure your presence, please make arrangements now and purchase your tickets here

Yours in runaway with the cabaret feathers,


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A Feathered Invitation

Dear 2015 Spring time springers,

Hope this finds you well; full to the brim of 2015 vim and vigor. I wanted to invite you to watch Feathers and Toast on the big screen at a screening at Hollyweb Fest on Friday March 27th, if you fancy popcorn and feathers you can buy tickets here.¬†We’ll also be at the ISA Awards on April 1st, where darling, I am nominated for an award and will also be presenting. There will be a whole shebang following the awards which you are invited to, would love to shake a feathered tail feather with you darling. If you’d like to come details are all here

In April I shall begin a monthly residency with the wonderful Cabaret Versatile, so if Edith Piaf and cancan dancing is up your street we open on April 9th at the Riviera31, Sofitel Beverly Hills.

In the meantime sending you a basketful of spring feathers and good wishes for 2015,


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Season 2 Episode 6 teaser

Dear Thursday evening-ers,

Hope this finds you well and not too chilly. I feel obliged to warn you that this teaser is a little dramatic and pertains to rather extreme situations which will become clear on Saturdays episode. So pull up your popcorn and get ready for a 45 second insight into Tallulah and her plans.


Yours in seriously dramatic feathers,


Christmas and Hanukkah cards at Tallulah’s Boutique

Dear Holiday Shoppers,

If you would like to buy Christmas and Hanukkah cards while also supporting independent artists darling then you are in luck because I’ve just opened a new boutique selling all manner of wonderful greeting cards. If you have suitably stylish people in your life that you would like to surprise with an elegant, original and beautiful card please take a moment and check out Tallulah’s Boutique. The more you purchase the cheaper each card becomes darling, so at the end of the day whats not to love about the whole feathered shopping experience?


Yours in holiday card feathers,


Season Two Episode One

Dear October weekenders,

Well darling, after weeks of preparing the moment is upon us. French feathered cancan dancers, a mime from Burbank, a slightly fat cat, a woman on the edge and a flip flop wearing Floridian producer join Diego and me for a jam packed season of melodramatic sandwiches and tips from the feathered HQ top.

Please ensure you have your appropriate feather boas at the ready and please make sure no crocs or flip flops are near your perfectly pedicured feet for this world wide premier.

Yours in excited Season 2 feathers,



August and a dash of neon…

Dear August-ers,

As one flies through the summer months abruptly arriving in August I invite you to watch a fluorescent neoned up to the nines Far Eastern Fusion of miso soup and the all american classic the PB and J. Pull up a deckchair and a bowl of strawberries and cream and while away the next 4 or 5 minutes with a bowing and winking Scottish mime.

Yours in summery bright feathers,



The Spanish Rustic Tomato Salad

Dear summertimers,

To accompany your seasonal picnics why not try a little Spanish salad and nourish your sensual soul while you’re about it darling? Despite Diego’s UN policing, this recipe can be quite a relaxing summer dish to prepare as the sunlight streams into the kitchen and whatnot. Good luck with your drinking coffee mimes and do try not to topple over if you find yourself teetering in high high heels,

Yours in Spanish feathers,



Another minute of Behind The Scenes

Dear Summer-timers,

Why not indulge in another 60 secs of pure unedited Feathers and Toast Behind the Scenes as you sip your lemonades and iced teas and whatnot. In this episode the inspiration behind the show is explained in precise detail, which is clearly something you all have been dying to know.


Yours in heat wave feathers,


The return of the kale darling

Dear Summer-timers,

Hope this finds you well. Well darling the same cannot be said for me I’m afraid. I have been hauled out of shooting for the next few weeks in order to focus on pre production of season 2 of Feathers and Toast despite a trip yesterday to the hairdressers to enhance my red highlighted hair.

So darling, to be honest, my freckled nose is slightly out of whack as I like to be camera ready and miming my way to you on a weekly basis. One needs a 2 minute mime to cheer one up come rain or shine, I would have thought. But the powers that be have decided otherwise, and as I am only 5ft 3 in stature I cannot tackle them physically; one needs to be reasonable when sizing up the odds of winning such scuffles.

But darling, they cannot prevent us from watching re-runs. In true summer style lets have a few weeks of season one and relive the classic kale moments, tomato squelching and neon fusion cooking in order to best prepare for the imminence of season 2. (please do remember at this point to refrain from wearing crocs while watching)

Pull up your cocktails and un-croc’d feet and settle in for 4 minutes of kale cooking splendor in action,

Yours in re-run feathers,