Dear Thursday evening-ers,
Hope this finds you well and not too chilly. I feel obliged to warn you that this teaser is a little dramatic and pertains to rather extreme situations which will become clear on Saturdays episode. So pull up your popcorn and get ready for a 45 second insight into Tallulah and her plans.
Yours in seriously dramatic feathers,
Tallulah
Dear weekender-ers,
Well to be perfectly frank darling, what began as a simple melodrama in black and white of the making of a tomato soup sandwich descended into something rather unpleasant. In the ratings race, is there really no limits to what must be sacrificed in the name of twitter follower numbers?
Yours in melodramtic feathers,
Tallulah
Dear October weekenders,
Well darling, after weeks of preparing the moment is upon us. French feathered cancan dancers, a mime from Burbank, a slightly fat cat, a woman on the edge and a flip flop wearing Floridian producer join Diego and me for a jam packed season of melodramatic sandwiches and tips from the feathered HQ top.
Please ensure you have your appropriate feather boas at the ready and please make sure no crocs or flip flops are near your perfectly pedicured feet for this world wide premier.
Yours in excited Season 2 feathers,
Tallulah
Dear almost weekender,
I hope this finds you happily sipping a warm autumnal drink and perhaps even wearing a pair of suitably cosy slippers. We are releasing Season 2 episode 1 on Saturday darling, but in the meantime wanted to give you a minute prelude to what one can expect.
Yours in season 2 anticipatory feathers,
Tallulah
