Dear Thursday evening-ers,
Hope this finds you well and not too chilly. I feel obliged to warn you that this teaser is a little dramatic and pertains to rather extreme situations which will become clear on Saturdays episode. So pull up your popcorn and get ready for a 45 second insight into Tallulah and her plans.
Yours in seriously dramatic feathers,
Tallulah
Dear November-ers,
Hope this finds you well and enjoying the fall leaves and such. This week I am afraid to say that I am ambushed totally caught unawares by a French scantily clad cancan dancer. If such an idea terrifies you then please proceed with this teaser with extreme caution.
Yours in neon feathered French feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Post-Halloween-ers,
Hope yesterday was filled to the brim with all manner of pumpkins, ghosts and other such macabre things.Whilst recovering from bobbing from apples, why not discover your inner self and how many mimes it really does take to stew a pot of rhubarb?
Yours in post Halloween Feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Season 2 weekenders,
On the brink of all manner of seasonal snacks and whatnot, this weeks episode is all about cleansing your internal self pre potential pumpkin binge. There is also the somewhat unexpected return of Marge ….
Yours in Season 2 Feathers,
Tallulah
Dear almost weekender,
Hope you’re enjoying all things autumnal and orange. I’m afraid I have some perhaps alarming news, Marge is back darling. Pure and simple. Not sure quite yet what this means, am investigating further, but thought at least it was my duty to warn you of what to expect in the next episode.
Yours in alarmed feathers,
Tallulah
Dear October weekenders,
Well darling, after weeks of preparing the moment is upon us. French feathered cancan dancers, a mime from Burbank, a slightly fat cat, a woman on the edge and a flip flop wearing Floridian producer join Diego and me for a jam packed season of melodramatic sandwiches and tips from the feathered HQ top.
Please ensure you have your appropriate feather boas at the ready and please make sure no crocs or flip flops are near your perfectly pedicured feet for this world wide premier.
Yours in excited Season 2 feathers,
Tallulah
Dear almost weekender,
I hope this finds you happily sipping a warm autumnal drink and perhaps even wearing a pair of suitably cosy slippers. We are releasing Season 2 episode 1 on Saturday darling, but in the meantime wanted to give you a minute prelude to what one can expect.
Yours in season 2 anticipatory feathers,
Tallulah
Dear summertimers,
Yes there was a little breakdown over a Far Eastern curry but darling, at the end of the day, whats important is how one picks oneself up after a little bump in the road. Think of the eagle and don’t allow yourself to be reduced to pecking at little bits of seed and grains in the muck darling, like a common chicken. You’re meant for bigger and better things than that to be honest.
Yours in soaring above it all feathers,
Tallulah
Dear weekenders,
Darling, lets be frank. Often times we are pushed to our very brink with the level of stress and anxiety which greets us at every twist, turn and waking moment of the day. Fear not however, one does not have to be broken to smithereens. Instead darling, it is, with a little 60 second “time out”, entirely possible to rise like a phoenix from the ashes and simply soften the stressed out blows.
Please watch and learn and let your life return to its gentle merry glory unvexed by whatever storms may come.
Yours in very relaxed feathers,
Tallulah
