Tag: Diego Torroija

Season Two Episode One

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Dear October weekenders,

Well darling, after weeks of preparing the moment is upon us. French feathered cancan dancers, a mime from Burbank, a slightly fat cat, a woman on the edge and a flip flop wearing Floridian producer join Diego and me for a jam packed season of melodramatic sandwiches and tips from the feathered HQ top.

Please ensure you have your appropriate feather boas at the ready and please make sure no crocs or flip flops are near your perfectly pedicured feet for this world wide premier.

Yours in excited Season 2 feathers,

Tallulah

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August and a dash of neon…

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Dear August-ers,

As one flies through the summer months abruptly arriving in August I invite you to watch a fluorescent neoned up to the nines Far Eastern Fusion of miso soup and the all american classic the PB and J. Pull up a deckchair and a bowl of strawberries and cream and while away the next 4 or 5 minutes with a bowing and winking Scottish mime.

Yours in summery bright feathers,

Tallulah

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The Spanish Rustic Tomato Salad

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Dear summertimers,

To accompany your seasonal picnics why not try a little Spanish salad and nourish your sensual soul while you’re about it darling? Despite Diego’s UN policing, this recipe can be quite a relaxing summer dish to prepare as the sunlight streams into the kitchen and whatnot. Good luck with your drinking coffee mimes and do try not to topple over if you find yourself teetering in high high heels,

Yours in Spanish feathers,

Tallulah

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The Return of The Salmon Dance

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Dear weekenders,

Hope this finds you well and relaxing somewhere suitably shady (in terms of out of direct sunlight darling, not in terms of possibly dangerous). This weeks return to the classics of Feathers and Toast sees us mastering the one legged swim and the importance of letting go when one cooks fish…and the unimportance of dicing an avocado.

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Yours in miming-in-straw-boater-hat-feathers,

Tallulah

The return of the kale darling

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Dear Summer-timers,

Hope this finds you well. Well darling the same cannot be said for me I’m afraid. I have been hauled out of shooting for the next few weeks in order to focus on pre production of season 2 of Feathers and Toast despite a trip yesterday to the hairdressers to enhance my red highlighted hair.

So darling, to be honest, my freckled nose is slightly out of whack as I like to be camera ready and miming my way to you on a weekly basis. One needs a 2 minute mime to cheer one up come rain or shine, I would have thought. But the powers that be have decided otherwise, and as I am only 5ft 3 in stature I cannot tackle them physically; one needs to be reasonable when sizing up the odds of winning such scuffles.

But darling, they cannot prevent us from watching re-runs. In true summer style lets have a few weeks of season one and relive the classic kale moments, tomato squelching and neon fusion cooking in order to best prepare for the imminence of season 2. (please do remember at this point to refrain from wearing crocs while watching)

Pull up your cocktails and un-croc’d feet and settle in for 4 minutes of kale cooking splendor in action,

Yours in re-run feathers,

Tallulah

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How to debate online without going all CAPS

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Dear Summertime-ers,

I hope this finds you surrounded by sunflowers and BBQs enjoying the long summer days and whatnot. While living it up in your summertime havens please take 2 minutes or so to watch an episode of my show which advises on how to have a debate without resorting to violence or CAPITAL letters, which, lets be honest, is pretty offensive even at the best of times, let alone when sweltering in the summertime heat-waves.

Yours in summerery feathers,

Tallulah

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The thrill of a live cabaret darling.

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Dear Month of July-ers,

Hope this finds you basking in the summer heat. Well darling, we went live last week and let me tell you it was a runaway success across the board 100%. Yes darling. There was champagne, flying through the air and lots of high kicks.

Sit back with your summer cocktail and enjoy the highlights and whatnot,

Yours in successful feathered high kick feathers,

Tallulah

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The Ultimate Antidote to the pressures of Modern Life

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Dear weekenders,

Darling, lets be frank. Often times we are pushed to our very brink with the level of stress and anxiety which greets us at every twist, turn and waking moment of the day. Fear not however, one does not have to be broken to smithereens. Instead darling, it is, with a little 60 second “time out”, entirely possible to rise like a phoenix from the ashes and simply soften the stressed out blows.

Please watch and learn and let your life return to its gentle merry glory unvexed by whatever storms may come.

Yours in very relaxed feathers,

Tallulah

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How to Fight Off Bad News

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Dear Summer-timers,

 

The blossoms are well and truly in full bloom and pink feather boas are everywhere you look darling. The only possible straw that threatens to break your happy camels back is all the bad news that comes at you thick and fast on a daily basis. The world wide news darling of revolutions and such and personal attacks, nobody is immune to being a little blue…no matter how yellow the sun is shining. So instead of wallowing darling, spend the next 3 minutes watching how you too can fight off successfully any type of bad news that may come your way.

Yours in happy good news feathers,

Tallulah

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