Dear Post Thanksgiving-ers,
Hope this finds you well and enjoying turkey sandwiches and plentiful slices of pie and such. Speaking of pie darling this weeks episode features the humble pie and the poached egg…as well as the return of Marge, the feathered cabaret dancer and the mime from Burbank.
Yours in humble pie feathers,
Tallulah
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Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is it darling. The Left Handed Sandwich episode, which promises to rebalance your head and generally bring you into a calm, balanced state of mind. There’s a lot to be said for a little challenge when making a sandwich darling to be honest.
Yours in balanced feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Thursday evening-ers,
Hope this finds you well and not too chilly. I feel obliged to warn you that this teaser is a little dramatic and pertains to rather extreme situations which will become clear on Saturdays episode. So pull up your popcorn and get ready for a 45 second insight into Tallulah and her plans.
Yours in seriously dramatic feathers,
Tallulah
Dear weekender-ers,
Well to be perfectly frank darling, what began as a simple melodrama in black and white of the making of a tomato soup sandwich descended into something rather unpleasant. In the ratings race, is there really no limits to what must be sacrificed in the name of twitter follower numbers?
Yours in melodramtic feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Post-Halloween-ers,
Hope yesterday was filled to the brim with all manner of pumpkins, ghosts and other such macabre things.Whilst recovering from bobbing from apples, why not discover your inner self and how many mimes it really does take to stew a pot of rhubarb?
Yours in post Halloween Feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Halloween-evers,
Hope this finds you and your carved pumpkins well and suitably alarmed looking. We are on the brink of breaking all manner of world wide records for how many mimes one can fit into ones kitchen darling and if you have a mere 30 seconds or so you can see for yourself what that would look like.
Yours in multiple mime feathers,
Tallulah
Dear almost weekender,
Hope you’re enjoying all things autumnal and orange. I’m afraid I have some perhaps alarming news, Marge is back darling. Pure and simple. Not sure quite yet what this means, am investigating further, but thought at least it was my duty to warn you of what to expect in the next episode.
Yours in alarmed feathers,
Tallulah
Dear almost weekender,
I hope this finds you happily sipping a warm autumnal drink and perhaps even wearing a pair of suitably cosy slippers. We are releasing Season 2 episode 1 on Saturday darling, but in the meantime wanted to give you a minute prelude to what one can expect.
Yours in season 2 anticipatory feathers,
Tallulah
Dear autumnal weekenders,
Hope this finds you well post summertime hammocks, chilled cocktails and whatnot.I imagine by now that you are all dressed in orange and sipping pumpkin spiced drinks throughout the crisp days. We are excited to announce the release of season 2 of Feathers and Toast on October 18th and in the meantime to wet your feathered comedic appetite here is the officially official teaser.
We’d also like to invite you to our world premier at The Sunscreen Film Festival 10-12 October in Hermosa Beach, CA. We will be screening 2 episodes from the new season on Friday and tickets can be purchased HERE. We would love to see you and share a champagne cocktail in red carpeted celebration.
Yours in teaser feathers,
Tallulah
Dear summertimers,
Yes there was a little breakdown over a Far Eastern curry but darling, at the end of the day, whats important is how one picks oneself up after a little bump in the road. Think of the eagle and don’t allow yourself to be reduced to pecking at little bits of seed and grains in the muck darling, like a common chicken. You’re meant for bigger and better things than that to be honest.
Yours in soaring above it all feathers,
Tallulah
