The return of the kale darling

Dear Summer-timers,

Hope this finds you well. Well darling the same cannot be said for me I’m afraid. I have been hauled out of shooting for the next few weeks in order to focus on pre production of season 2 of Feathers and Toast despite a trip yesterday to the hairdressers to enhance my red highlighted hair.

So darling, to be honest, my freckled nose is slightly out of whack as I like to be camera ready and miming my way to you on a weekly basis. One needs a 2 minute mime to cheer one up come rain or shine, I would have thought. But the powers that be have decided otherwise, and as I am only 5ft 3 in stature I cannot tackle them physically; one needs to be reasonable when sizing up the odds of winning such scuffles.

But darling, they cannot prevent us from watching re-runs. In true summer style lets have a few weeks of season one and relive the classic kale moments, tomato squelching and neon fusion cooking in order to best prepare for the imminence of season 2. (please do remember at this point to refrain from wearing crocs while watching)

Pull up your cocktails and un-croc’d feet and settle in for 4 minutes of kale cooking splendor in action,

Yours in re-run feathers,

Tallulah

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The thrill of a live cabaret darling.

Dear Month of July-ers,

Hope this finds you basking in the summer heat. Well darling, we went live last week and let me tell you it was a runaway success across the board 100%. Yes darling. There was champagne, flying through the air and lots of high kicks.

Sit back with your summer cocktail and enjoy the highlights and whatnot,

Yours in successful feathered high kick feathers,

Tallulah

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The Ultimate Antidote to the pressures of Modern Life

Dear weekenders,

Darling, lets be frank. Often times we are pushed to our very brink with the level of stress and anxiety which greets us at every twist, turn and waking moment of the day. Fear not however, one does not have to be broken to smithereens. Instead darling, it is, with a little 60 second “time out”, entirely possible to rise like a phoenix from the ashes and simply soften the stressed out blows.

Please watch and learn and let your life return to its gentle merry glory unvexed by whatever storms may come.

Yours in very relaxed feathers,

Tallulah

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How to Fight Off Bad News

Dear Summer-timers,

 

The blossoms are well and truly in full bloom and pink feather boas are everywhere you look darling. The only possible straw that threatens to break your happy camels back is all the bad news that comes at you thick and fast on a daily basis. The world wide news darling of revolutions and such and personal attacks, nobody is immune to being a little blue…no matter how yellow the sun is shining. So instead of wallowing darling, spend the next 3 minutes watching how you too can fight off successfully any type of bad news that may come your way.

Yours in happy good news feathers,

Tallulah

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Springtime Springs in your step darling…

Dear Springtime-ers,

To celebrate the chicks leaving their eggs, the lambs abounding freely across meadows and the cherry blossom blossoming for all and sundry: I have left the house.

Thats all I will say about that darling. Take a moment out of your garden relaxing day and watch the adventures beyond the kitchen…

Yours in neon spring loving feathers,

Tallulah

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Do The Net Neutrality Shuffle Darling…

Dear Weekenders,

Hope this finds you well and sufficiently happy. I am pleased to announce the release of the very first ever dancing talking mime in support of Net Neutrality. Darling, Net Neutrality is important to support because if the internet becomes a place where you have to pay to play then the independent artists (like us) will yet again lose our right to be heard.

Please support our cause by watching and if so inclined shooting your own Net Neutrality Shuffle video and tweet it to us at: @feathersntoast including #TeamNetNeutrality (To download the song click here and then right click on audio file)

Yours in Team Net Neutrality feathers,

Tallulah

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Tallulah Talks Back episode 13

Dear weekenders,

Hope this finds you well and happy. I am in the middle of a challenging heatwave which has somewhat affected my ability to think straight, so please bear with me. Please make sure you are comfortable and cool before watching this weeks episode, one wants a cool head darling, in order to take in all the political shenanigans and whatnot.

 

Yours in heatwave feathers,

 

Tallulah

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Episode 6 Saving The World One Sandwich at a Time

Dear Spring into Springers,

As the lambs are bounding and the daffodils are blossoming please take a couple of moments from your egg hunts and whatnot to sit back with your Elderflower cocktails and watch the last ever episode of season one; in which world takeovers are discussed. It seems that it may well be entirely possible to instigate world peace over a seriously decent sandwich darling…irrespective of the filling.

Thank you all for watching and please stay tuned to Thursday’s episodes of Tallulah Talks Back. Season two will be coming shortly along with world peace and a vintage French red dog.

Yours in Season One Finale Feathers,

Tallulah

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Episode 5 The Infamous Pad Thai Breakdown

Dear February survivors,

It is with great pleasure and mid week fanfare that I bring to you The Infamous Pad Thai Episode. I can’t really add too much to this introduction darling all I will say is one should endeavor at all times to be the eagle (or the hawk in a pinch) but at no times should one reduce oneself to the chicken.
Watch away and all will be revealed…and with that all that remains to say is to please take your lemongrass and your feathers and settle in for the next 6 minutes.

Yours in Far Eastern Feathers,

Tallulah

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Episode 4: The PBJ and Miso Soup Story

Dear Springtime revelers,

I am proud to introduce a merging a worlds this evening in our East Meets West extravaganza. If you have something neon please take this opportunity to find it and wear it now, as this episode is brighter than bright as I venture into Far Eastern territories, where no mime has ever gone before…

Yours in fluorescent feathers,

Tallulah

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