Dear weekender-ers,
Well to be perfectly frank darling, what began as a simple melodrama in black and white of the making of a tomato soup sandwich descended into something rather unpleasant. In the ratings race, is there really no limits to what must be sacrificed in the name of twitter follower numbers?
Yours in melodramtic feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Saturday morningers,
Well darling all I can say is that this episode contains cancan dancing, neon feathers, a couple of strings of pearls and a ham sandwich.
Yours in pink French feathers,
Tallulah
Dear summertimers,
Yes there was a little breakdown over a Far Eastern curry but darling, at the end of the day, whats important is how one picks oneself up after a little bump in the road. Think of the eagle and don’t allow yourself to be reduced to pecking at little bits of seed and grains in the muck darling, like a common chicken. You’re meant for bigger and better things than that to be honest.
Yours in soaring above it all feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Month of July-ers,
Hope this finds you basking in the summer heat. Well darling, we went live last week and let me tell you it was a runaway success across the board 100%. Yes darling. There was champagne, flying through the air and lots of high kicks.
Sit back with your summer cocktail and enjoy the highlights and whatnot,
Yours in successful feathered high kick feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Springtime-ers,
To celebrate the chicks leaving their eggs, the lambs abounding freely across meadows and the cherry blossom blossoming for all and sundry: I have left the house.
Thats all I will say about that darling. Take a moment out of your garden relaxing day and watch the adventures beyond the kitchen…
Yours in neon spring loving feathers,
Tallulah
Dear Weekenders,
Hope this finds you well and sufficiently happy. I am pleased to announce the release of the very first ever dancing talking mime in support of Net Neutrality. Darling, Net Neutrality is important to support because if the internet becomes a place where you have to pay to play then the independent artists (like us) will yet again lose our right to be heard.
Please support our cause by watching and if so inclined shooting your own Net Neutrality Shuffle video and tweet it to us at: @feathersntoast including #TeamNetNeutrality (To download the song click here and then right click on audio file)
Yours in Team Net Neutrality feathers,
Tallulah
Dear weekenders,
Hope this finds you well and happy. I am in the middle of a challenging heatwave which has somewhat affected my ability to think straight, so please bear with me. Please make sure you are comfortable and cool before watching this weeks episode, one wants a cool head darling, in order to take in all the political shenanigans and whatnot.
Yours in heatwave feathers,
Tallulah
